Mulder’s Christmas Package by Exeter Street

It’s driving me mad that I can’t find this fic, so I’m giving up and posting it here.  I have two by Exeter Street in my library and can’t find either of them, so if you can point me in their direction, please do.  There’s a possibility that they’re on ephemeral, so I’ll check when it returns.

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Title: Mulder’s Christmas Package

Author: Exeter Street
Email: exeterstreet@gmx.com
Rating: NC-17 Keywords: MSR, Smut

Summary: Mulder receives the Christmas present to end all Christmas presents.

Disclaimer: Obviously not mine, they wouldn’t have any genitals left. Notes: I’m currently working on a larger scale project and it’s going to be a long time until M&S get it on. So to tide you (let’s be honest here, ME!) over.

Here’s a little ‘somethin somethin.’ Technically it’s a Christmas fic so only the naughty kiddies are allowed to open this before Dec 25. Feedback is always appreciated at Idealistshaven or the email above.

Thank You & On With The Show

Continue reading Mulder’s Christmas Package by Exeter Street

A Further Fifty Favourite First Time Fics for a Fast Fic Fix

This collection of fifty first time fucking fics contains fics of under 10,000 words for when you feel the need for a quick fics fix.  This is for those people who need  a short smut break throughout their day to get through the holiday season with their sanity intact.

This list ranges from intense angsty smut through regular smutty smut to a bit of fun and silly smut to hopefully cover all your smut needs.  

The ratings are starting to get a bit complicated looking, but you can check A note about ratings  for an explanation.  It’s probably sufficient to say that all fics on this list are rated R to NC-17.

AuthorsTitleWordsCommentsEp/seasRated
AllyinthekeyofXBlurring the Lines9580‘I’d agreed with him that the world hadn’t ended. So why do I now wish it had?
Scully needs more than she thinks Mulder is prepared to give.
7.04M
audrey_cooperAbandon2556Summary: Conflagration in a motel roomM
BanluBare
Footin'
2588Summary: The beach, bare feet, and RST7.04M
BanluAn Amazing Thing1514Summary: Smutty post-ep for “Miracle Man”. [Yes, really.] Written for the Fandomonium Season of Smut Challenge - Season One1.18M
Baroness_BlixenShared Space2255The age-old trope: There's only one room and only one bed. Can Mulder and Scully share?M
BeduiniFrustration9342I have issues about “Why don’t they?” and “What’s stopping them?” - Other than, “Because Chris says so.” I want answers, damn it!
M
CheyBurgessSouls Embracing3455Summary: Early morning, rain on the roof, warm partner - who wouldn't take advantage? Mulder POV.M
CindyETAcquitted9029Summary: "Somehow, I always pictured the circumstances would be a little more romantic, but you know what they say about beggars. Besides, cabin in the woods, a roaring fire, only one bed... Hell, even with the dust and cobwebs, it's more romantic than my apartment. I'm thinkin' I'm gonna get to make my move at last -- Scully's bound to be feeling sorry for me after she sews my leg back together and I'm not too proud to accept a pity..."
There's also a sequel:
Encore
7M
ClairJust Once4171The annual team building conference has come round again and lets just say Mulder and Scully take team building much more serious than the other FBI agents only they also break bureau protocol. Very Hot, serious smut.
6N
CybillBending2842SUMMARY: Scully is still feeling the effects of the brethren. Mulder helps her through it. Smut ensues.
1.14M
dana_katherine_scullyJust a game1256Scully has lost a bet and now has to bear the consequences.  Strip blackjack.M
DashaKFrozen9634Summary:  The end of a case, and a stay in a log cabin during a blizzard, lead Scully to take the biggest risk of her life.M
DianaBattisOne Ordinary Day5256Summary: One ordinary day, with fortune cookies. 
6.2M
DianaBattisThe Game4804Summary: Learning to play can be dangerous.
M
DreamshaperOther Options4117SUMMARY: Arcadia was a good smut vehicle, as many of you know. I used it shamelessly for my own romantic ends 6.15M
EdieroneShoved; Then Jumping2489Oh shit, she thinks, forehead resting against the bare skin of his back, inhaling his scent, her traitorous body anticipating more — when she’s reasonably certain he’ll never be able to look her in the eye again.
7.11M
EilunedHeartland I: Delta4948SUMMARY: Things get hot in New Orleans. Stakeout at the cemetery. Also sequel Heartland II: Deserts Dry
M
EvieLouiseLittle Black Dress3982SUMMARY: All the other writers came up with serious, soul-searching post-“En Ami” fics. I wrote smut. Go figure. While watching that scene in the restaurant, I really wished Mulder could see Scully in that black dress…
Also LBD II at the same link.
7.15M
FatCatHero Dancing Backwards In Heels8279Summary: Sometimes a woman has to Cowboy Up and take what she wants.

M
FialkaBackstop3036Summary: smut biscuit Spoilers: eh, not really, unless you have no idea what happened at the  end of The Unnatural 6.19M
GeorgiaWaking Up Twice3747Summary: Frank said it, not me…we saw Scully wake up not once but twice in Mulder’s apartment last season.
7.17, 7.10M
HeathersProof6683Summary: Post-Small Potatoes story. 2 months have passed since Mulder caught Scully & Van Blundht in a.Compromising position. Now it’s time to deal with the repercussions and get a little closer.
4.20M
icedteainthebagThree Letters; Ten Points3308Mulder and Scully play Scrabble on a Saturday night.E
JamieTanquaryThe Lake2734Summary: Ok. OK...so maybe I was in the mood for a little Smut...well not completely. It is a little sappy as well. As a challange to a friend who wanted nothing more than a little impromtu SMUT. N
JenniferLyonFire and Ice7957Just as Mulder was about to close the office door, FBI Assistant Director Skinner looked up from the file he was studying, "By the way, Agent Mulder, I expect I will see you and Agent Scully at the Bureau dinner and dance tomorrow night."
M
JessAnniversary8088SUMMARY: Scully reaches a turning point in her relationship with Mulder.
M
JesseIcing6179Summary: Smut, smut, and more smut. Sequel to ONE WORD, also at link.
FTFM
JoriCalendar Girl I: Blue Light Special7245This is the first story in the Calendar Girl series, which covers a years worth of holidays (from memory) which goes through a heap of tropes.
I've used the web page from archive.org as it has all fics included.
M
JoriGoing Once4421Summary: A savory proposition is presented to Scully. 
M
Jori & MoJoLessons XIV: Bringing it Home8178Summary: Months after their first ‘lesson’ together on the baseball diamond, Mulder and Scully try to bring it on home.
This is the final story in the series. You really should read the entire series, it's a heap of fun with them trying to teach each other riduculous things and quite a few false starts, foreplay fumbles and with interruptions before the final event. All stories are at the link.
6M
KellyMorelandFighting Words1177At that exact moment, Mulder snapped.E
LydiaBowerMid-Winter Thaw5936Summary: How far will Scully go to save Mulder from the mind of a madman?M
MD1016Cheapened Things7387Summary: Basically sex and angst. Lots o` angst. 
M
MD1016Eyes Shut809Scully wants to enjoy the sensations.
M
MelodyAgainst the Wall6337While out of town at a partnership seminar, the agents are asked to take a look at some strange rooms found in an old warehouse — with surprising results.6E
Mimic117False Assumptions2879Mulder’s been thinking about Scully’s “oh brother” at the hospital for the last week. The more he thinks, the madder he gets. It’s time to show her he wasn’t joking.
6.03M
MishNo Quarter Given I: Abstinence7648 Summary: She wants to feel alive.  Serious angst. This is not a pretty one, folks.   Post Never Again There are 3 stories in the series, all at the link.4.13M
mizdizShe Tastes Like Candlelight8814"I’d say,” she says slowly, after a long moment, “that we’ve already gone past that which we can’t undo.E
MustangSallyAll the Children are Insane3919SUMMARY: The Fan-Fiction Writer's Union (NJ Local #527) required post 'End' vignette.
5.2M
neednotPower Lines607She wants to reach over to still his hands but she knows if she touches him they won’t be able to stand it.
She reaches anyway, Pandora opening the box that’s long been closed to her.
M
NicknocLoser Takes All6213 Post Arcadia and they’re undercover again. But don’t worry about the thin excuse for a plot. You just need to know they get it on. No plot, no redeeming value. Just smut.
6M
NoelleLeithe (shannono)What a Way1516PWP
7M
PBBurksTIckled Fancy8288SUMMARY: Into the Woods With Mulder and Scully, or How to Exorcise a Demon on a Full Moon.  Danu & Cernunnos celebrate Beltane.  
6M
RachelHowardWithout Reason3496Summary:  Post-Kitsunegari angst-o-rama which descends pretty quickly into pure mind candy.5.08M
ScullysfanEvidence of Things Unseen2657Summary: Scully contemplates the ethereal made real in her relationship with Mulder.
N
SoodohnimhMove the Body Over2624M & S have an emotional reunion after another bomb scare... Skinner tells them to take it somewhere else and they do.
M
SuzanneSchrammSeven Year Itch6919Summary: Sequel to "Dividends." Another late night conversation as Mulder and Scully sort through their feelings. I adhere to the *original* dates of the show - Mulder and Scully started working together in March 1992 so this March marks seven years together. This story will make more sense if you read "Dividends" first.
6.15R
WildwingSuzHeads or Tails5664What happens between the time they go to their room and the next morning. (Rain King)6.08M
wtfmulderChantilly Lace2298Scully is a vision in chantilly lace.6M
ZuffyClinical Detachment7764Summary: Scully’s injury tests our agents’ self-control 
M

I figured out where I pressed the wrong button so the table has returned.  I’ll leave the PDF file here since it’s here now.

Fifty Fast Favourite First Time Fucking Fics – PDF